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To be young and naive and TOTALLY UNFUNNY.
From: Seb (wonka@globalx.net)
Subject: Rishia vs. Godzilla (pseudo-Spam)
Newsgroups: alt.games.final-fantasy.rpg
Date: 1996/01/03
Rishia vs. Godzilla
Rishia: Go south
Rishia walks south, and encounters a monster
(Battle music starts) Rishia is faced with three ferocious Leafers-
Preemptive Attack is given to Rishia
Rishia: X Fight
Rishia attacks eight times, four with each AtmaWeapon, striking
Leafers 1 and 2 three times, and Leafer 3 twice, all for 9999 damage
All three Leafers dissolve
Rishia wins! She spins around and begins dancing
Rishia got 23456446434463463453453453443 GP and *&#*(&$^(*#()$&^*)#
EXP! She got AtmaWeapon x8! Rishia gained a level! Rishia gained
a level! Rishia gained a level! Rishia gained a level! Rishia
gained a level! Rishia gained a level! Rishia gained a level!
Rishia gained a level! Rishia gained a level!
Rishia encounters another monster!
Rishia is faced with SebZ, TetZ, XyoZ, AlcanZ and EbolaZ
Rishia: X Fight
Rishia attacks eight times, hitting each opponent twice, doing 9999
damage with each strike.
TetZ rolls his eyes
XyoZ bops around
SebZ shrugs sheepishly
AlcanZ hehs
Ebola casts oEbola on Rishia
Rishia recoils and takes 4578 damage, and acquires the status of
Poison, Dark, Mute, and Weak
Rishia: Item- Elixer
Rishia is healed of all status ailments, and all her HP and MP is
restored
XyoZ: Don't bother. It's not worth the effort.
SebZ, TetZ, XyoZ, AlcanZ and EbolaZ all leave, laughing at Rishia's
stupidity
TetZ can't resist
TetZ stays behind, and smiles evilly at Rishia.
Rishia: Magic- Ultima
A huge dome of glowing blue energy expands from TetZ's position.
TetZ takes 9999 damage.
TetZ rolls his eyes.
TetZ casts oGodzilla (Call magic)
A huge reptilian foot comes down from the sky and crushes the life
from Rishia. All that is left is a pasty red smear, assorted
crushed organs, and a few bones, now powder.
The programmers want TetZ to spin around and dance now that he's won
the fight
TetZ rolls his eyes and walks away
THE END
OOC: Sorry, I couldn't resist. ;) This was TOO lucrative to resist
doing. I tried to remain true to Rishia's prior portrayl in the
RPG, though. Comments, anyone?