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In celebration of that Transformers movie that all the perpetual third-graders are all
excited about, EVEN THOUGH STAN BUSH IS NOT ON THE FUCKING SOUNDTRACK WHAT THE FUCK
PEOPLE.


ARCEE DOES CYBERTRON – PART 1
By Big Josh 87

Hulk Hogan opened the door to his dressing room. He had just finished a strenuous match 
with the dirty turncoat Sgt. Slaughter. Hulk was totally pumped up from the thunderous 
ovations from the crowd that only increased in intensity as the match went on. When the 
Hulkster finally dropped the Big Leg on that Iranian Dog’s fat neck, the roar from the 
crowd nearly blew him away.

Hogan stripped off his awesome red and yellow wrestling trunks and his red and yellow 
arm and kneepads. After throwing them into his American flag- themed gym bag, Hulk 
stepped into the showers.

Suddenly, a temporal vortex opened up, and Arcee stepped out. She was fifteen feet tall 
and really sexy. She took one look at the stunned Hulk Hogan, his three foot ween glowing
with a healthy orange color, and her heat sensors caused her thermal sensitive rub-sign 
to flush blue in the pattern of an Autobot symbol.

After she regained her senses from her momentary wiener hypnosis, she used her seductive 
metallic voice to beg a favor to the Hulkster: “Mr. Hogan, I am on an important mission 
from Cobra Commander. I have been sent to collect the DNA from the greatest warriors in 
history, in order to create the Ultimate Man. Could you please spare some DNA…for me?”

“WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MEAN GENE?” Hulk Hogan calmly said as a spinning WWF Logo 
appearing behind him, “IT MAY SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE TO BE STICKING THE SAUSAGE TO A 
ROBOT, BUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE KNOW, OH THEY KNOW IT DUDE, THEY KNOW 
THAT WHEN A PRETTY SLORE WANTS TO FEEL THE THIRD LEGDROP OF DOOM IN HER STINK HOLE, WELL 
BRAH, THE HULKSTER DOESN’T NEED TO BE ASKED TWICE!” The Hulkster flexed, and then cupped 
one hand to his ear. “DO YOU HEAR THAT GENE-O? OH YEAH ROBOT DUDE, WHATCHA GOONA DO…WHEN 
HULKAMANIA EJACULATES ON YOU?”

Arcee squealed in delight. She slowly dimmed the power lights in one of her optic ports, 
and then decreased the pneumatic pressure of her left shoulder rooter, giving the 
impression of a seductive wink. She allowed her fully articulated fingers to move to the 
clamps holding her breastplates on. With a loud clank, followed by the hiss of escaping 
air, followed by several seconds of warning claxons going off, Arcee’s bra clunked to 
the floor and left a large crater where it landed. Her humongoid tits flopped around on 
her chest, and they were soft and white and totally sexy to the max.

Hulk Hogan ran up to her and started punching her in the chest. His mighty blows caused 
her bulbous boobens to swing all over the place and knock together like those things that
those business dudes have on their desks with the steel balls. Arcee moaned like a 
fucking whore as The Hulkster put the Tongan Death Grip on her Energon Dispenser Nozzles,
twisting a pulling them around between his fingers.

“Oh yes. Hulk. You’re making my Access Port so wet! Put your Coolant Rod inside of me!”

“OKAY DUDE, NOW IT’S TIME TO FEEL THE 24 INCH PYTHON!” sexily whispered the Hulkster. 
After using a 17 inch power drill to remove her thong, her spread or mobility appendages 
and prepared to install Linux to her Palm Handspring. Her groovy pussy was dripping with 
highly flammable lubrication formula, and it really reeked of the Kwiklube she had used 
the night before.

“WOAH BRAH, THERE’S NO WAY I’M PUTTING MY CUCK IN THAT THING!” Hogan sweetly said. 
Arcee’s voice modulation unit undulated, creating a sound not unlike a horrifying 
bastardization of a biological life form’s giggle.

The Technological Whore continued on, “Well, you could always insert through my waste 
disposal chute!”

The Hulkster didn’t need to be told twice for an opportunity like that! Giving it to a 
robotic bunghole was something he’s wanted to do since Andre the Giant and He were The 
Machines.

Hulk Hogan inputted the 12-digit access code used to open Buttock Hinge, and he jammed 
his penoy into her ass. His cock was instantly dissolved as it thrusted into a mix of 
toxic waste and sharp metal shavings.

“OH YEAH BROTHER, THIS IS TOTALLY COOL DUDE!” Hogan ejaculated over 50 gallons of sperm 
into her anus. She instantly popped out of the dimension, leaving Hogan to play his 
favorite video game, Twisted Metal Black for the Playstation 2.