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"LOL!" - me, circa 1999

THE EPIC TALE OF MATT_G AND REGEX:
   A heartbreaking story of one boy's quest
   for 31337 cRAx0r \\'aR3Z $h1A7. You'll
   laugh, you'll cry, you'll pheer mi ktnx.

Session Start: Sun Apr 18 20:52:32 1999
[20:52] *** Now talking in #TIE_Fighter
[20:52] *** Topic is '*** Lago (nitrane@link001.npsnet.com) has joined #tie_fighter'
[20:52] *** Set by Austen on Sun Apr 18 17:15:29
[20:52] Scoutz> Evening.
[20:56] KhanDogus> T SCOTT DAMMIT YOU SCARED THE CHICKS OFF
[20:57] Scoutz> Bleh.
[20:57] *** Joins: Matt_G (Slick@link010.npsnet.com)
[20:58] Matt_G> Khan, Ausy-ten, scootz, how long does it take to upload a file that is about 6.5 megabytes?
[20:58] KhanDogus> Depends on how and where you do it.
[20:58] Matt_G> oh
[20:59] Matt_G> fuck!
[20:59] KhanDogus> If you're going to DCC a 6.5MB file over a 28.8, I'd say that it'd be done sometime after your death.
[20:59] Matt_G> 20 minutes left to upload it sais!
[20:59] Matt_G> well, i am uploading to my web page, and it says there is 19 minutes left now!
[20:59] KhanDogus> FTP, anywhere from 30 minutes - at the least - to two hours - at the most.
[21:00] Matt_G> crap!
[21:00] Scoutz> dewd r u a \\'aR3Z pir8???
[21:01] Scoutz> ddi u hAx0r WULFINSHTIEN??
[21:01] Matt_G> what?
[21:01] Scoutz> f os kni i haf ti??/
[21:01] Scoutz> ill giv u teh sors cod fro DOOM !!!11
[21:02] Scoutz> bleh
[21:02] Scoutz> Hey, Matt, did you hear about the new cracking tool called Regex?
[21:02] Scoutz> It's really fucking cool. I'm serious.
[21:03] Matt_G> no
[21:04] Scoutz> It will crack any program you send through it.
[21:04] Scoutz> It's only out for Unix and Linux right now, but I hear they're porting it.
[21:05] Scoutz> You should get it, dude. You'll never have to buy any software again!
[21:05] Scoutz> You there?
[21:06] Scoutz> You should get it. Ask on #linux, dude.
[21:07] Scoutz> Oh, shit, they just said that they've got it ported!!
[21:07] Scoutz> It's in beta right now.
[21:07] Scoutz> They're only offering it via DCC from #linux
[21:07] Scoutz> I'm getting it.
[21:08] *** Quits: KhanDogus (irc.exodus.net irc.idle.net)
[21:08] Scoutz> Shit!
[21:10] Scoutz> Dude, you really gotta check this out.
[21:11] Matt_G> what do you mean crack it?
[21:11] Matt_G> me to
[21:12] Scoutz> So you don't have to pay for it.
[21:12] Scoutz> It's really cool.
[21:12] Matt_G> kick ass!
[21:12] Matt_G> im in there now!
[21:13] Matt_G> how do i get someone to send me it?
[21:13] Scoutz> Ask them for REGEX
[21:13] Scoutz> v12 I think.
[21:13] Scoutz> Just ask on the channel.
[21:13] Matt_G> ok
[21:13] Scoutz> Ask for Regex v12
[21:14] Scoutz> The new beta.
[21:14] Scoutz> The one that you can use to crack programs.
[21:14] Scoutz> So you don't have to pay!!!!!
[21:15] *Austen* What are you doing? =)
[21:15] Scoutz> REGEX v12 released by the CrAx0r Allience
[21:15] -> *Austen* fucking with him.
[21:15] Matt_G> really?
[21:15] -> *Austen* i'll put the log on m.sn.c
[21:16] Scoutz> Yeah
[21:16] *Austen* What's #linux going to do to him?
[21:16] Scoutz> Shit.
[21:16] Scoutz> They banned you, dude.
[21:16] Matt_G> yeah, i know, bastards

--- WHAT HAPPENED ON #LINUX ---

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[21:12] Matt_G> can someone send me the file?
[21:12] T1modem> Durtro: for a beginner like me it's worth it
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[21:12] Durtro> t1: no. it's more trouble than a "Beginner' needs. do it RIGHT.
[21:12] vec7> linux root=/ede/hdb1 ro
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[21:13] plaz> Does anyone have an idea about why my USR Sportster Flash(ext) disconnects when i've got carrier detect,
              when trying to connect to my local modem pool ?
[21:13] Crezy> w000000000000!! got it working
[21:13] Durtro> jk: u. is the pop server from inetd _SET UP_?
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[21:13] * Sk1PpY applauds for Crezy.
[21:13] Matt_G> v12, please send me REGEX
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[21:14] FAQs> Thanks, oss-free added.
[21:14] Durtro> jkjk: I doubt that, sicne otherwise it'd be working.
[21:14] Matt_G> can i have REGEX v12?
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[21:14] Durtro> matt; what in fucking hell are you tlaking about?
[21:14] Matt_G> can any one send me REGEX v12?
[21:14] FAQs> Matt_G: Thats quite annoying.
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[21:14] Matt_G> the new beta!
[21:14] Durtro> "the new beta"? what are you talking about?
[21:14] DNAspark9> Durtro : Is there a way to turn DOS *extended*  partitions into ext2?
[21:15] [blOoD]> OpenLegs the best free thing
[21:15] Matt_G> the one that you use to crack programs
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[21:15] Matt_G> so you dont have to pay!
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[21:15] none> Does somebody knows if there is some drivers that exists to support the fourth button on the logitech
              mouseman?
[21:15] jkjk> Durtro can you tell me where is the setup files for it
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[21:15] Matt_G> can any one send me REGEX v12?
[21:15] Matt_G> so you dont have to pay!
[21:15] Matt_G> the one that you use to crack programs
[21:16] [blOoD]> none: yeah the logtech.1.53f.fourth-button.now_works.1.5.2.tar.gz
[21:16] *** FendeR_ sets mode: +b *!*Slick@*npsnet.com
[21:16] *** Matt_G was kicked by dselect (banned)
[21:16] Durtro> UGH.

--- BACK ON #TF ---

[21:16] Scoutz> Hmm
[21:17] Scoutz> Maybe #unix has it
[21:17] Matt_G> do you have it>
[21:17] Scoutz> Try there!
[21:17] Matt_G> do you have it?
[21:17] Matt_G> ok
[21:17] Scoutz> No, dude. My DCC is fucked.
[21:17] Matt_G> damn
[21:17] Matt_G> so is mine =)
[21:17] Scoutz> They have a patch on #unix for it, though.
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[21:17] *** Austen sets mode: +o Sak
[21:17] Sak> wr0d
[21:17] Sak> About damn time I came in.
[21:17] Scoutz> sup, sak
[21:18] Matt_G> Sakura
[21:18] Sak> Nothing much.
[21:18] Sak> Getting a new computer next month.
[21:18] Scoutz> They unbanned you, dude.
[21:18] Sak> AMD K6-2 450 mhz dewd wr0d
[21:18] Matt_G> ok
[21:19] Scoutz> Maybe they want you to call it by its real name
[21:19] Sak> With a 17 inchskore monitor.
[21:19] Scoutz> "Regular Expressions v12.9.2"
[21:19] Scoutz> Ask on #unix.
[21:19] Austen> BIG DICK
[21:19] Sak> Talking about REGEX?
[21:19] Scoutz> Yeah, dude.
[21:19] Scoutz> They got the new beta out!
[21:19] Sak> Yes!
[21:20] Scoutz> I'm gonna crack Winamp v3.0.9 tonight!
[21:20] Matt_G> uck
[21:20] Matt_G> oops
[21:20] Matt_G> fuckers

--- WHAT HAPPENED ON #UNIX ---

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[21:17] RevNeptho> actually, i have the fluid and the wrenches, all i need is two stands
[21:17] RevNeptho> or a diecent jack
[21:17] Matt_G> can some one send me REGEX v12, the beta version that is used to crack programs so that you dont
                have to pay!??
[21:18] *** Matt_G was kicked by dagbrown (Cut it out, led)
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[21:18] Aberrant> mattg, go away
[21:18] Aberrant> you idiot
[21:18] Matt_G> why?
[21:18] *** Ober sets mode: +b *!*lick@*.npsnet.com
[21:18] Matt_G> what did i do?
[21:18] *** Matt_G was kicked by Ober (gman!)
[21:18] *** Ober sets mode: -b *!*lick@*.npsnet.com
[21:18] Ober> :)
[21:18] riftspy> what did he want, a regexp?
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[21:18] Nina-> Dan is at work being a workaholic
[21:19] jkh> RevNeptho: a better offer you won't get all day. :)
[21:19] Nina-> he lives upstairs 
[21:19] Ober> lo jordy
[21:19] lumpy_> hey *
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[21:19] Matt_G> can any one send me "Regular Expressions v12.9.2"?
[21:19] *** Ober sets mode: +b *!*lick@*.npsnet.com
[21:20] *** Matt_G was kicked by Ober (gman!)
[21:20] GrndZero> no
[21:20] GrndZero> can you send me a whore?
[21:20] GrndZero> doh
[21:20] Ober> lamer

--- BACK ON #TF ---

[21:20] Matt_G> how do you do that scoutz?
[21:20] Austen> Woah! A new REGEX?
[21:20] Austen> Fucking finally
[21:20] Scoutz> Yeah!
[21:20] Sak> Hell yes.
[21:20] Sak> Yeah.
[21:20] Matt_G> i am looking for it thorugh search engines right now
[21:20] Austen> v11 was too buggy for my tastes
[21:21] Scoutz> They're offering it on #oldwarez now!
[21:21] Scoutz> Ask them for the new version of Regular Expressions
[21:21] Scoutz> and the new version of DCC so you can download it
[21:22] Matt_G> hah
[21:22] Scoutz> aka DCC Release v5.3.X
[21:22] Austen> Motorway to Roswell is awesome
[21:22] Sak> Hell yeah.
[21:22] Sak> One of my favorites from TlM.
[21:22] Matt_G> how do you crack winamp?
[21:22] Sak> With REGEX
[21:22] Matt_G> ahaha
[21:22] Scoutz> They have it on the 'BONGLOAD FTP SITE'
[21:23] Austen> That would have been a beautiful finale to the Pixies career
[21:23] Scoutz> I don't know where that is.
[21:23] Austen> Then they throw Navajo at you and it sorta hangs there
[21:23] Sak> Yeah, but they went with fucking Navajo.
[21:23] Scoutz> Ask them on #oldwarez
[21:23] Scoutz> Ask them for the address of the BONGLOAD FTP SITE
[21:24] Scoutz> They have a lot of porn there, too!
[21:24] Scoutz> It's fucking cool, I here.
[21:24] Scoutz> hear
[21:24] Sak> I bought Mad Max 3 for six bucks today.
[21:24] Scoutz> MASTER! BLASTER!
[21:24] Matt_G> how do i read nfo files?
[21:24] Sak> hahaha
[21:24] Scoutz> Shit, dude.
[21:24] Scoutz> You need QuickView for that.
[21:25] Scoutz> That only comes with a certain version of Windows
[21:25] Matt_G> fuck
[21:25] Sak> Tina Turner: U WIL FITE N TEH TUHNDRDMOE FRO UR CAMILZ
[21:25] Scoutz> You might have it.
[21:25] Scoutz> Ask them on #oldwarez
[21:25] *Sak* "NT Service Pack 27"
[21:25] Scoutz> It's in NT Service Pack 27
[21:26] Scoutz> Ask them on #oldwarez, dude.
[21:27] *Sak* What the fuck is on #oldwarez?
[21:27] -> *Sak* Old Warez.
[21:27] Austen> brb
[21:28] Scoutz> Fuck they're not gonna give it to you.
[21:28] Scoutz> I say we Take Them Out!
[21:28] Scoutz> The bastards!!
[21:29] Matt_G> how do we "take them out"?
[21:29] Scoutz> Ok, This might be a little hard.
[21:29] Scoutz> Are you running mIRC?
[21:29] Matt_G> me?
[21:29] Scoutz> Yeah.
[21:29] Sak> In MAD SAK TREY: BY0ND TUNDRDM0E, the main villian should be Cece.
[21:29] Matt_G> what do you think i am using to talk to you right now!
[21:29] Scoutz> You mean Tina Turner?
[21:30] Sak> Yeah.
[21:30] Scoutz> I dunno, dude, maybe you were in Comichat.
[21:30] Scoutz> Ok, dude.
[21:30] Austen> back
[21:30] Matt_G> ok
[21:30] Sak> Dude, you do know there are other IRC clients.
[21:30] Matt_G> what do you mean "clients">
[21:30] Matt_G> what do you mean "clients"?
[21:30] Sak> hahaha
[21:30] Sak> Quite simply, things you use to get on irc.
[21:30] Sak> programs
[21:31] Matt_G> uh............
[21:31] Scoutz> Matt_G: type this: /timer 0 1 /ctcp #oldwarez ping
[21:31] Sak> mIRC isn't the "exclusive" IRC client.
[21:31] Matt_G> oh...
[21:31] Matt_G> oh, i get it!
[21:31] Sak> IRC has been around -long- before mIRC.
[21:31] Sak> It originated on unix.
[21:31] Scoutz> Type it in like 5 times.
[21:32] Scoutz> Anything more will blow up their computers.
[21:32] Matt_G> holly god!
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--- WHAT HAPPENED ON #OLDWAREZ ---

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[21:22] rolo^> CerealBox: sorry, not everyone is at a linux box 24/7 :)
[21:22] Asimov> GuiZa: that you dont like the way people look up to me and treat me
[21:22] Lordvipr> well it looks as if my hardware decoder doesn't work for the DVD
[21:22] Asimov> GuiZa: is that correct?
[21:22] Lordvipr> DXR2 my fucking ass
[21:22] GuiZa> Asimov: you can control it, you can open peoples eyes that you are not the only op around here
[21:22] Q[Q-MAN> man, I just blew my nose and a SHITLOAD of blood flew out. ugh
[21:22] Matt_G> can any one send me the file "Regular Expressions v12.9.2"?
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[21:22] [skl]> CerealBox: ive gotten so used to it, when im in dos im like breaking my tab key
[21:22] CerealBox> rolo^: jesus
[21:22] Matt_G> can any one send me the file "Regular Expressions v12.9.2"?
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[21:22] DrConway> Q[Q-MAN: EEEK
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[21:22] * _Flagg chuckles
[21:22] Ravnos> haha
[21:22] Puzzled> Matt_G: I have the source for that printed out...you read Octal, right?
[21:22] [Cereal]> hahaha
[21:22] Matt_G> yeah
[21:23] Q[Q-MAN> heh, yea, this is a fucked up nigjt
[21:23] _Flagg> I thought people hated it when everything was logged. :)
[21:26] Matt_G> can any one send me the file "Regular Expressions v12.9.2"?
[21:26] CerealBox> regexp?  go to gnu's ftp site, nigguh
[21:27] *Sak* o fuk mi n teh gote azz
[21:27] rolo^> CerealBox: sweet. the source is on gnu's site? what is it, www.gnu.com ?
[21:27] CerealBox> rolo^: ftp.gnu.org/pub/gnu/readline i think
[21:27] GuiZa> Asimov: like it was 3 years before you got here
[21:27] CerealBox> rolo^: of course the source is included, but it's mad complicated
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[21:28] *Sak* I'm going to have to check that channel out, I've been looking for a copy of Wasteland for fucking ever.
[21:28] BobSlob> Cereal - nigga , if yo gonna talk wit dat gansta slang , it be OE's yo , know what i sayin'
[21:28] absinthe2> mygod... its like a soap opera
[21:31] Asimov> GuiZa: man.... TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT
[21:31] [Matt_G:#oldwarez PING]
[21:31] [Matt_G:#oldwarez PING]
[21:31] [Matt_G:#oldwarez PING]
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[21:31] DrConway> _Flagg: Anal invader.
[21:31] rolo^> CerealBox: like, I can't declare a ThreadProc (LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE) inside a class
[21:31] Asimov> GuiZa: oh god man
[21:31] chae[tm]> haha
[21:31] zxvc> does anyone know where I can find qemm97?
[21:31] CerealBox> rolo^: aka wacky shit.  you don't see shit like that in C
[21:31] ns> time to change the page a little
[21:31] [Cereal]> SUCKIN BACK ON THE OLDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[21:31] absinthe2> damocles: yes, like recently
[21:31] Taloon> guiza and asimov are both right
[21:31] rolo^> CerealBox: pffffffffffffffffffft
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[21:31] Taloon> guiza is annoying as all fuck to people
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[21:32] _Flagg> Asimov: HE WANTS YOUR ASS
[21:32] [Cereal]> ummm
[21:32] dene> %fuck matt_G
[21:32] Asimov> GuiZa: tell me exactly how you want me to phase it man
[21:32] sigel> how do I test for dropped packets?
[21:32] [DMaster> hhahaha
[21:32] [DMaster> what a stupid fuck
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[21:32] Ravnos> _Flagg, hahaha
[21:32] [Matt_G:#oldwarez PING]
[21:32] Taloon> anyone else notice this attempted flood
[21:32] Taloon> ahahahaha
[21:32] [Matt_G:#oldwarez PING]
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[21:32] Puzzled> Ravnos: A day not wasted is a day wasted!
[21:32] absinthe2> damocles: its a london 1969 addon thing
[21:32] Sabrtooth> Little matt was gonna take over the WHOLE channel
[21:32] chae[tm]> w3 4r3 g3tt1ng fl00ded t0 d34th
[21:32] GuiZa> Asimov: dont phrase anything
[21:32] Clarke> [R47f4c3] All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a wealthy widow...
[21:32] rolo^> CerealBox: this stuff i'm doing would be mad hard w/o c++
[21:32] Asimov> GuiZa: ban him man
[21:32] BobSlob> Cereal = OE's moron , not Olde E's
[21:32] sigel> arg
[21:32] [DMaster> ��� [msg!matt_g] WOW MAN, WHAT A FLOOD
[21:32] [Cereal]> BobSlob: OLDE ENGLISH NIGGER
[21:32] Asimov> GuiZa: i would after the first 2-3, but i do too much around here
[21:32] rolo^> CerealBox: any other good libs on GNU?
[21:32] stain_the> %unf matt_g PING PING PING PING
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[21:32] Taloon> mmmmm
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[21:32] [Cereal]> ahahaha
[21:32] Taloon> ahahaha
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[21:32] absinthe2> fuck
[21:32] Taloon> here he is
[21:32] CerealBox> rolo^: people have done it without C++ :)
[21:32] [Matt_G:#oldwarez PING]
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[21:32] RAruler> AHAAHah
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[21:32] CerealBox> rolo^: yeah look in the dir below the one you're in... GNU has great libs
[21:32] Taloon>  /m MATT_G PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING
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[21:32] [DMaster> heheh
[21:32] *** R47f4c3 is now known as Ratface
[21:32] *** Parts: dork101 (dunno@modem48.nyc.inx.net)
[21:32] [Cereal]> Matt_G is gay
[21:32] Scoutz> ahahahahha
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[21:32] *** alanis861 is now known as Clarke
[21:32] sigel> EVERYONE ping him
[21:32] *** alanis507 is now known as Hawking
[21:32] *** alanis61 is now known as whiplash
[21:32] ^NemAway^> king
[21:32] dene> %fuck matt_G
[21:32] *** alanis322 is now known as NE2
[21:32] *** Matt_G was kicked by Zelazny (flood)
[21:32] *** Zelazny sets mode: +b *!Slick@*.npsnet.com
[21:32] *** NE1 is now known as NE3
[21:32] stones> nice ping bombs man
[21:32] Asimov> GuiZa: come on damnit, tell me what you want me to say
[21:32] _Flagg> taloon yer gonna ban yerself :P
[21:33] *** Einstein sets mode: +o NE2
[21:33] absinthe2> this is supposed to be about fucking WWWAAARRREEEZZZ!!!
[21:33] [Light]> holy shit
[21:33] sigel> he wants a pink attack, lets all ping him
[21:33] ns> HAHAH
[21:33] Taloon> _Flagg: what else is new
[21:33] [Cereal]> this is nuts
[21:33] *** Parts: ^NemAway^ (beerpimp@host-209-214-87-75.ath.bellsouth.net)
[21:33] DrConway> Taloon: Would you knock it off? I thought GuiZa was bad but BOY you take the fuckin cake
[21:33] Asimov> GuiZa: do you want me to be an ass? do you want me to ignore people?
[21:33] rolo^> CerealBox: the dir below?
[21:33] Mukluk> What was that asshole's name in Red Dawn? :P
[21:33] *** NE2 is now known as NE1
[21:33] Taloon> MATT_G: No such nick/channel. OWNED.
[21:33] *** Quits: Komando (Idle time limit exceeded)
[21:33] *** Quits: Nexxus- (Idle time limit exceeded)
[21:33] *** Quits: Ferris_B ((Ping Timeout))
[21:33] <[Cereal]> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[21:32] *** Joins: Matt_G (Slick@link010.npsnet.com)
[21:33] Sak> Shit.
[21:33] *** Quits: Matt_G ([(SlickStream)])
[21:33] Sak> He fucked up on it.
[21:33] Sak> LOL!
[21:33] Scoutz> LOL
[21:33] Sak> That was incredibly hilarious.
[21:33] Austen> What does /timer do? I've never seen it before
[21:33] Scoutz> Wait until you see the log from #oldwarez
[21:33] Sak> I think we need to do Mad Sak in Comic Chat.
[21:33] Scoutz> Austen: 31337 hAx0r phl00d1n $h1A7
[21:33] Scoutz> w0rd
[21:33] *** Joins: Matt_G (Slick@link010.npsnet.com)
[21:34] Scoutz> WB Matt
[21:34] Matt_G> ahahaha
[21:34] Matt_G> i took out their bots!
[21:34] Matt_G> what do i type again?
[21:34] Scoutz> Dude, that flood was so powerful, you musta brought down a SPARC or something!
[21:34] Matt_G> huh?
[21:34] Matt_G> SPARC?
[21:34] Scoutz> I never should have told you how to do that!
[21:34] Scoutz> You can take out the entire INTERNET now!
[21:34] Sak> Fuck.
[21:34] Matt_G> why?
[21:34] Sak> Good job, S.
[21:35] Matt_G> really?
[21:35] Scoutz> Yeah!
[21:35] Matt_G> shit!
[21:35] Sak> Fucking shut up, Scoutz.
[21:35] Sak> No more.
[21:35] Matt_G> heh
[21:35] Sak> Don't tell him about FTP nexus.
[21:35] Austen> "You suck!"
[21:35] Matt_G> tell me about it!
[21:35] Sak> No.
[21:35] Scoutz> Don't worry, dude.
[21:35] Austen> "You swallow!"
[21:35] Austen> "You enjoy it!"
[21:35] Scoutz> No, we won't.
[21:35] Matt_G> ill kick you in the nuts!
[21:35] Austen> "You pay for it!"
[21:35] Scoutz> FUCK
[21:36] Scoutz> Ok, dude.
[21:36] Sak> Don't!
[21:36] Scoutz> But Sak, I don't wanna be kicked in the nuts!
[21:36] *** Austen sets mode: +o Scoutz
[21:36] Scoutz> It hurts so damn much!
[21:36] Sak> uh...
[21:36] -Austen- I'm still on my ignore Matt kick
[21:36] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: [21:32] <[DMaster> ��� [msg!matt_g] WOW MAN, WHAT A FLOOD
[21:36] -Sak- hahaha
[21:36] -Sak- He thinks he can take out the entire internet now, Austen.
[21:37] -Austen- I see that much
[21:37] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: We'll have to be really nice to him, now.
[21:37] Matt_G> weird!
[21:37] -Sak- Yeah.
[21:37] *** Quits: Matt_G (Read error: 0 (Undefined error: 0))
[21:37] Sak> LOL!
[21:37] Scoutz> HAHAHAH
[21:37] Austen> This would be funnier if I knew the physics of what happened.
[21:37] Scoutz> I'll send you the log in a sec.
[21:37] Austen> I don't know what /timer does. =P
[21:38] Scoutz> You don't know what a timer is?
[21:38] *** Joins: Matt_G (Slick@link010.npsnet.com)
[21:38] Scoutz> Dude, Matt.
[21:38] Sak> Shit.
[21:38] Matt_G> what?
[21:38] Sak> ./msg Scoutz don't tell him the /quit bug
[21:38] Sak> fuck
[21:38] Scoutz> I'm really fucking pissed off at #linux now
[21:38] Matt_G> ehehe
[21:38] Scoutz> They kicked me too!
[21:38] Matt_G> what a bunch of pricks
[21:38] -Austen- I feel stupid. He sent a really weak flood I assume?
[21:39] -Sak- Tell him /quit "whoevers nick" will make that person quit irc.
[21:39] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: yeah
[21:39] -Austen- Then they counter flooded him?
[21:39] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: yeah
[21:39] Matt_G> what do you mean you can blow up their computers?
[21:39] -Sak- Wait, tell him "ctrl+b" /quit "person's nick" will do that.
[21:39] Scoutz> I mean just that.
[21:39] -Austen- I can't believe how gullible Matt is. You guys are doing horrid performances. =)
[21:40] Scoutz> It's a bug in the Pentium processor.
[21:40] Matt_G> their computers will explode into a ball of flame?
[21:40] Matt_G> ohhh
[21:40] Matt_G> hehe
[21:40] Scoutz> It's like dividing by zero.
[21:40] -Austen- Point out that means that it doesn't work on Macs and 486 and lower
[21:40] Matt_G> ok
[21:40] Scoutz> First of all, the ram gets really really hot.
[21:40] Matt_G> 20 x 0= 0
[21:41] Scoutz> That triggers a chain reaction in the PCI Bus which triggers a small flame in the gas tank.
[21:41] Matt_G> hot, as in if you touch it, it will burn your hand?
[21:41] -Austen- LOL
[21:41] Matt_G> there is a gas tank in a computer?
[21:41] Scoutz> Then the laser in the cd rom drive starts spinning out of control and shoots holes through your SCSI card!
[21:41] Matt_G> yeah right
[21:41] Scoutz> And we all know what happens then...
[21:41] Scoutz> I'm totally serious, dude.
[21:42] Scoutz> Would I lie to you?
[21:42] Scoutz> Dude, you can take out the INTERNET! I'm not in any position to fuck with you.
[21:42] Matt_G> maybe =)
[21:42] -Sak- Tell him the fucking /quit bug!
[21:42] Matt_G> uhuh, i already forgot the command, i can only remember /timer 0 1
[21:42] Scoutz> Anyway, it sets off this big chain reaction that makes your monitor shoot out Gamma Rays
[21:43] Matt_G> what do you mean gas tank?
[21:43] Scoutz> Which make the glass blow up.
[21:43] Scoutz> You know, like in a car?
[21:43] Matt_G> what?
[21:43] Scoutz> A gas tank!
[21:43] Matt_G> aha
[21:43] Matt_G> there is gas in a computer?
[21:43] Scoutz> Why else would they call it a PCI *Bus*!
[21:43] Matt_G> so it makes the computer explode?
[21:43] Scoutz> That's it.
[21:43] Matt_G> holly shit!
[21:44] Scoutz> You can trigger it on most computers by running the command "debug" and hitting 'd'
[21:44] Scoutz> and then enter.
[21:45] Matt_G> crap!
[21:45] Sak> Just do the fucking alt+f4 trick.
[21:45] Matt_G> what the hell is that?
[21:45] Scoutz> Some leet Microsoft hacker programmed it in.
[21:45] Scoutz> That's even worse!
[21:45] Sak> alt+f4
[21:45] Scoutz> It fries your hard drive!
[21:45] Matt_G> what does it do?'
[21:45] Sak> That one's a bitch. =)
[21:45] Matt_G> crap!
[21:45] -Austen- I tried the alt+f4 thing on him earlier I think
[21:45] Sak> Not if you use it properly.
[21:45] Scoutz> It'll make programs on other peoples' computers start breaking.
[21:46] Matt_G> so in other words, dont do it!
[21:46] Scoutz> No, dude, just think about how you can mess with your school!
[21:46] Sak> I had to get the alt+f4 bug removed, everytime I used it, it shut down the current program I was in.
[21:46] Matt_G> awsome!
[21:46] Sak> It evolves after that.
[21:46] Sak> Big time.
[21:46] Scoutz> Yeah, Sak, that's a side effect.
[21:46] Scoutz> I know this shit.
[21:46] Matt_G> what happens if it do this alt+f4?
[21:47] Sak> I know, dude.
[21:47] Sak> Well, if your computer's fine, nothing should happen.
[21:47] Matt_G> like, does a program come up?
[21:47] Sak> No.
[21:47] Sak> At first it'll just shut down the current program you're in.
[21:47] Matt_G> then what the hell happens?
[21:47] Scoutz> Well, it sends out mega-ICMP packets across the internet to whatever channels you're in on IRC
[21:47] Matt_G> oh, damn!
[21:47] Sak> But the virus evolves.
[21:47] Matt_G> the virus evolves into your computer?
[21:48] Sak> Big time.
[21:48] Matt_G> shit!
[21:48] Scoutz> No, hitting alt+f4 whe you're online will make it procreate all over IRC
[21:48] Sak> It does what Scoutz said, send out the mega ICMP packets.
[21:48] Matt_G> never mind, i guess i had better not do it
[21:48] Scoutz> via these Mega-ICMP packets.
[21:48] Sak> Not if the virus is in it's first stage.
[21:48] Matt_G> and does it have a chance of making a virus in my computer?
[21:48] Sak> Chances are you don't have it, Matt.
[21:48] Scoutz> No, dude.
[21:48] Sak> I had it once.
[21:48] *** Quits: Matt_G ([(SlickStream)])
[21:48] Scoutz> Not if you do it right.
[21:48] Sak> LOL!
[21:48] Scoutz> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[21:49] Scoutz> Don't worry, I'm logging this.
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[21:49] -Sak- Tell him it might be an imitation virus.
[21:49] Matt_G> do you advise that i do this command?
[21:49] Scoutz> Dude, what the hell did you do!?
[21:49] Matt_G> why?
[21:49] Sak> Why'd you quit?
[21:49] Matt_G> what!
[21:49] Matt_G> i tried the alt+f4!
[21:50] Scoutz> OH SHIT
[21:50] Matt_G> what?
[21:50] Sak> If you're lucky, it's just an imitation.
[21:50] Scoutz> oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
[21:50] Sak> Don't get too hyped up!
[21:50] Matt_G> why oh fuck?
[21:50] Sak> It might be an imitation.
[21:50] Scoutz> BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE FUCKED US ALL!
[21:50] Matt_G> ahh, holly hit!
[21:50] Matt_G> ahh, holly shit!
[21:50] Scoutz> The ICMP packets are probably on their way.
[21:51] Matt_G> even me?
[21:51] Scoutz> No, you released the virus. You're safe.
[21:51] Scoutz> Hmm... Nothing's happened to me yet.
[21:52] *** Quits: Austen (Read error: 0 (Undefined error: 0))
[21:52] Scoutz> HOLY SHIT! THEY GOT AUSTEN!
[21:53] Scoutz> Matt, dude! I've given you too much power!
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[21:53] Scoutz> Wassap, Al?
[21:54] al_snow> hate to brake this to you, this is Matt
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[21:54] *** al_snow is now known as mattg
[21:54] Sak^> Fuck no!
[21:54] Scoutz> Dude they got Austen!
[21:54] mattg> my bad?
[21:54] mattg> who got Austen?
[21:54] Sak^> My c drive tried to reformat itself.
[21:54] mattg> oh shit!
[21:54] mattg> and did it!
[21:55] Sak^> It only got 3% of my files.
[21:55] mattg> sorry man =(
[21:55] Sak^> And luckily, none of them were vital.
[21:55] *** Quits: Matt_G (irc.ais.net irc.anet-stl.com)
[21:55] *** Quits: Sak (irc.ais.net irc.anet-stl.com)
[21:55] Scoutz> Phew.
[21:55] Scoutz> That was a close one.
[21:55] Sak^> It's alright.
[21:55] mattg> yeah
[21:55] *** Scoutz sets mode: +o Sak^
[21:55] *** mattg is now known as Matt_G
[21:55] Scoutz> Actually, Matt, you should use your skill.
[21:55] Scoutz> Join #kids
[21:55] *** Joins: Austen (deuce@user-2ivf3nk.dialup.mindspring.com)
[21:56] Matt_G> how did you stop it from reformaing your HD?
[21:56] Austen> What the fuck happened?!
[21:56] Scoutz> And do the /timer 0 1 /ctcp #TIE_Fighter ping
[21:56] *** Sak^ sets mode: +o Austen
[21:56] Scoutz> thing!
[21:56] Scoutz> You're back, dude!
[21:56] Scoutz> Phew!
[21:56] Matt_G> what the hell happened to you Austen?
[21:56] Austen> My computer froze and I had to reboot it twice!
[21:56] Matt_G> shit@
[21:56] Matt_G> shit!
[21:57] Matt_G> Sak, how did you make it stop reformating your HD?
[21:57] Scoutz> Matt, dude. Let's fuck over #kids
[21:57] Matt_G> ok
[21:57] Scoutz> They kicked me once.
[21:57] Scoutz> Pricks.
[21:57] Matt_G> how exactly can we do that?
[21:57] Matt_G> aha
[21:57] Scoutz> Ok.
[21:57] Scoutz> Let's do a coordinated ping killer!
[21:57] Austen> I'm running a VirusScan
[21:57] Austen> Oh shit
[21:57] Austen> I have "Palace of the Brine"
[21:57] Sak^> I programmed a command into REGEX
[21:58] Sak^> Shit!
[21:58] Matt_G> what the fuck is that?
[21:58] Sak^> Does it have a LtM subscript?
[21:58] Matt_G> what the fuck is that? austen?
[21:58] Austen> You mean TlM?
[21:58] Scoutz> Hmmmm...
[21:58] Austen> It's a virus!
[21:58] Austen> Yeah.
[21:58] Matt_G> wholly fuck!!!! goddam microsoft leet hackers!
[21:58] Sak^> No, Letter to Memphis subscript.
[21:58] Scoutz> Austen: Try searching for the Cactus virus. You might have that too!
[21:58] Austen> Is that what it stands for?
[21:58] Matt_G> Austen, can you get rid of the virus?
[21:59] Austen> Other than Palace of the Brine, I'm clean
[21:59] Austen> I don't know
[21:59] Matt_G> how do i scan my computer?
[21:59] Matt_G> for viruses
[21:59] Scoutz> Matt: Do this:
[21:59] Austen> The thing eats ram in shitloads and corrupts the popular web browsers
[22:00] Matt_G> ok
[22:00] Scoutz> Type: /run command.com
[22:00] Matt_G> ok, now what?
[22:00] Scoutz> type: debug
[22:00] Scoutz> You'll get a dash.
[22:00] Scoutz> Type 'd'
[22:00] Matt_G> then what?
[22:01] Scoutz> What does it print out?
[22:01] -Austen- Don't fuck him over, please.
[22:01] Matt_G> what do you mean?????????? what do i do aftter i hit D?
[22:01] Scoutz> Hit entert.
[22:01] Scoutz> enter.
[22:02] Matt_G> some weird ass shit!
[22:02] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: Austen can I have him format his hard drive
[22:02] Scoutz> Shit! That means you caught a virus!
[22:02] Matt_G> what!!!?
[22:02] -Austen- Fuck now
[22:02] -Austen- Fuck no
[22:02] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: Ok
[22:02] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: PLEASE?
[22:02] -Austen- I don't care if you bat him around, but don't do any damage
[22:02] Matt_G> did you do this so that i could get a virus, by typing that crap in?
[22:02] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: echo y|format c:
[22:03] -Austen- I'll take the brunt for anything you do.
[22:03] Scoutz> No, it was already there!
[22:03] Matt_G> ah fuck! how do i get rid of it?
[22:03] Scoutz> Ok, dude. Here's what you do:
[22:03] Scoutz> Type q and hit enter.
[22:03] Matt_G> ok
[22:04] Matt_G> done
[22:04] Scoutz> Hold on!
[22:05] Matt_G> ok
[22:05] Scoutz> type: edit autoexec.bat
[22:05] Matt_G> shit! now what man?
[22:06] *** Sak^ is now known as Sak
[22:06] Scoutz> Go down to the bottom.
[22:06] -Austen- Scoutz, stop.
[22:06] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: I'm not going to fuck him over.
[22:06] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: it won't do anything.
[22:06] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: I SWEAR
[22:06] -Austen- This is pissing me off
[22:06] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: I'm going to have him type "echo q|debug"
[22:06] Matt_G> there is nothing in autoexec.bat!!! it is all blank! is that bad?
[22:07] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: Which does nothing
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[22:07] Scoutz> Dude: hit alt, hit f, hit x
[22:07] -> *Chuji-Wu* i'm fucking with matt.. don't get in the way, pleeease?
[22:07] Chuji-Wu> Greetings to you too, Scoutz.
[22:07] Matt_G> ok, then what?
[22:07] Scoutz> Sup, Chuji
[22:07] Scoutz> OK
[22:07] -Austen- I really wish Matt would stop coming here
[22:07] *Chuji-Wu* 'k.
[22:08] Matt_G> chuji, we have a crises on our hands!
[22:08] *Chuji-Wu* Besides, I can't do much anyways.
[22:08] Scoutz> type: edit \autoexec.bat
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[22:08] *** Austen sets mode: +o KhanDogus
[22:08] Sak> Khan!
[22:08] Chuji-Wu> Hey, Khan.
[22:08] Sak> We got a problem.
[22:08] Matt_G> with the slash?
[22:08] KhanDogus> We do?
[22:08] Scoutz> Yeah.
[22:08] Sak> Matt's got the alt-f4 virus.
[22:08] KhanDogus> *gasp*
[22:08] Scoutz> Yeah. I'm teaching him how to clean it out.
[22:08] Scoutz> The autoexec.bat fix.
[22:08] Matt_G> ok..
[22:08] Scoutz> Ok.
[22:08] KhanDogus> Ugh
[22:09] KhanDogus> That thing is bad news.
[22:09] Scoutz> Go down to the bottom of the window [hit the down arrow a shitload of times]
[22:09] Sak> It was sent through irc and tried to reformat my hard drive.
[22:09] -KhanDogus- Are we going to try deleting windows again
[22:09] Scoutz> Then once it stops doing anything and you're on a blank line...
[22:09] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: newp
[22:09] Matt_G> so far, nothing happend, it is still in the dos promp
[22:09] Sak> Luckily, I had the nutsack command into REGEX
[22:09] Scoutz> Hit enter.
[22:09] -Austen- No, if anything happens to him, I am in fucking deep shit
[22:10] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: Nothing will happen!!!!
[22:10] -Austen- This has already damaged my mom's relationship with her sister
[22:10] Matt_G> nothing is happening
[22:10] Scoutz> You typed: edit \autoexec.bat [enter]
[22:10] Scoutz> Right?
[22:10] Chuji-Wu> The alt-f4? Damn. That bugger is annoying.
[22:10] -KhanDogus- "waaaaaaaaah ur lewzr sonz frendz dnot lik mi sno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111"
[22:10] Scoutz> Except you hit enter instead of typing [enter]
[22:10] Matt_G> yeah
[22:11] Sak> Khan - new version of REGEX is out.
[22:11] Scoutz> And you're not in edit?
[22:11] Matt_G> right
[22:11] KhanDogus> wr0d!
[22:11] -Austen- Shut the fuck up Khan
[22:11] Scoutz> Shit.
[22:11] Matt_G> uh oh..
[22:11] Scoutz> This is tricky.
[22:11] -KhanDogus- Well, am I right?
[22:11] Matt_G> oh shit
[22:11] Scoutz> Do you know how to edit your autoexec.bat?
[22:11] Chuji-Wu> Oooh! New statz0rs!
[22:11] Matt_G> no
[22:11] -Austen- You all make me fucking sick
[22:11] *** Quits: Austen (yo soy un pistolero)
[22:12] KhanDogus> Scoutz - It's c:\autoexec.bat, not \autoexec.bat I think.
[22:12] -KhanDogus- Ooooh, Aussie is mad at us.
[22:12] Scoutz> That might be it.
[22:12] Scoutz> Try that, Matt.
[22:12] Matt_G> ok
[22:12] Sak> Okay, just fucking stop, dude. =P
[22:13] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: come on!
[22:13] Sak> There's nothing wrong with you computer, Matt.
[22:13] Matt_G> ok it worked, but the thing is still blank
[22:14] Scoutz> The bug must be fixed already,.
[22:14] Scoutz> Excellent.
[22:15] Scoutz> You're safe.... FOR NOW
[22:15] -KhanDogus- How in gods name did we come up with the ALT+F4 virus?
[22:15] -> Ops #TIE_Fighter: Wait until you read the log!
[22:15] Scoutz> Just watch your back whenever you're on IRC
[22:15] Scoutz> Or you could end up... getting FUCKED!!
[22:16] -> [Matt_G] PING
[22:16] [Matt_G PING reply]: 3 secs
[22:16] *** Matt_G was kicked by Scoutz (Scoutz)
[22:16] *** Joins: Matt_G (Slick@link010.npsnet.com)
[22:16] KhanDogus> Just watch your back..
[22:16] *** Scoutz sets mode: +b *!*@link010.npsnet.com
[22:16] KhanDogus> ..and don't drop the soap.
[22:16] *** Matt_G was kicked by Scoutz (Scoutz)
[22:16] Scoutz> That was fun. Time to post the log.
[22:16] Scoutz> HAGGLE GAGGLE I'M THE D.A.
[22:16] Chuji-Wu> It's a shame I missed it. I was making pasta.
[22:17] Chuji-Wu> Oh, you wacky people you!
[22:17] KhanDogus> Whoa. We make Austen sick.
[22:17] KhanDogus> Must be some sort of record.

--- talk on #tf isn't related to the
 matt_g thing now, so i'm snipping stuff ---

[22:18] *Matt_G* hey!
[22:18] *Matt_G* what the hell?
[22:19] -> *Matt_G* I can't trust you to not abuse your power! I had to ban you... for our sake!
[22:19] -> *Matt_G* Sorry, if you reboot, it'll fix it.
[22:19] *Matt_G* i wont do it again, i swear!
[22:20] -> *Matt_G* Come on... Reboot and it'll be fixed!
[22:24] *** Joins: Matt_G (Slick@link024.npsnet.com)
[22:24] *** Matt_G was kicked by Scoutz (Scoutz)
[22:24] *** Scoutz sets mode: +b *!*@link024.npsnet.com
[22:24] *Matt_G* hey!
[22:26] *Matt_G* BASTARD! =0
[22:27] *Matt_G* am i on your ingnore list?!
[22:28] *Matt_G* ahahah
[22:28] *Matt_G* ahyagdasf
[22:28] *Matt_G* asfa
[22:28] *Matt_G* fasfasf
[22:28] *Matt_G* sa
[22:28] *Matt_G* sfd
[22:28] *Matt_G* sa
[22:28] *Matt_G* sd
[22:28] *Matt_G* s
[22:29] *Matt_G* a
[22:29] *Matt_G* s
[22:29] Chuji-Wu> Shhh! This is a sitcom! 
[22:29] *Matt_G* s
[22:29] *Matt_G* s
[22:29] *Matt_G* s
[22:29] *Matt_G* s
[22:29] *Matt_G* s
[22:30] KhanDogus> [Laughter ensues]
[22:30] Chuji-Wu> Cue the laugh track!
[22:30] Chuji-Wu> (hahahahaha!)
[22:32] *Matt_G* s
[22:32] *Matt_G* s
[22:32] *Matt_G* s
[22:32] *Matt_G* s
[22:32] *Matt_G* s
[22:32] *Matt_G* ssss
[22:32] *Matt_G* s
[22:33] *Matt_G* s
[22:33] *Matt_G* s
[22:33] Scoutz> I'm getting flooded!!!
[22:33] Chuji-Wu> Is it Matt_g?
[22:33] Chuji-Wu> Or KennY-
[22:34] Chuji-Wu> or DANNY "IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO BAN PPL" Q?
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Matt_G> ssss
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Matt_G> s
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Matt_G> s
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Matt_G> s
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Matt_G> s
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Matt_G> ss
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Matt_G> sssssss
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Scoutz> I'm getting flooded!!!
[22:35] Scoutz> [22:33] Matt_G> s