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Fuck "How to Be a Successful Business Man" or "How to Meet and Communicate with Your Perfect Soul Mate". Here's the
real meat.

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=  HOW TO BE A SUCCESFUL PEEPING TOM  =
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=    WRITTEN BY THE REAL --> TOM!     =
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  Boy, I've wanted to write this file for a looong time...  well, finally
getting to it because I just came very close to being caught!  Here's the story,
and then I'll explain how NOT to get caught...

  O.K., its Thursday night, school is almost over, and I'm bored.  As I do many
days, I decided to go bike riding, and hopefully to view some stranger's pussy.

  I hop on my bike, and drive for about an hour, with some music playing through
my head from my walkman...  always watching closely the windows I drive by with
open lights.  Sure, as usual, I see lots of females...  but the problem is
either that I can't see lower than there necks, or the window happens to be
facing a busy street.  Eventually I come upon a house 5 doors down from mine
that contains I beautiful brunette, about 5'4, nicely shaped breasts, and enough
curves to satisfy even MY desire.  As usual, her window, which is conveniantly
situated on the ground floor, is shittered closed.  SHIT!  But hey, how 'bout
the old flicker technique (described l8r in this file) !!!  Hey, that might
work!  And it did...  I could see the girl, thou not too well, she was visible.
Then the tedious work...  having to sit there watch her talking on the phone
(which I couldn't here) until she made a move.  Fed up of allthat bull shit, I
took off on my bike for a few minutes.  Upon returning she was to my enlightment
> TRYING ON BATHING SUITS <

  BEAUTIFUL!!!  I could hardly keep myself from yelling that.  I watched her
every move, and eventually caught glimpse of both her chest & her unbelivable
pussy.

  N.B.  Throughout this whole episode, I was many times forced to leave the
window quickly due to passing cars and pedestrians

  Afeter she was finished, she did something very unpredictable:  she opened
her shutters!  With me glaring right into her face!  SHIT!!!  I took off from
there with the speed of Disk Muncher!  Anyways, I got home in a VERY big hury,
and started typing this.  Here I am.

  Not bad for a nights work, is it?  Didn't think so...  so if you want to learn
how to get to:

- See a stranger nude
- See a stranger feel herself off (!!)
- Here a stranger talk on the phone (if the window is open)


- And my personal favorite:

  Y'know those girls that you've been friends with since grade school ?  Those
women who were once just little girls you played with in the play pen?  Your
mothers are great friends & 'you look so cute together'?

  Well, those are the girls I luuuuv to view!!!!  Finally you get to see there
black haired pussies...  mabye fingering herself...  hmmm..  that tastes good!

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  Well thats just one of my stories...  hundreds have been befoe that.  So first
why:

  You aren't a loser that can't get girls.  You aren't a sicko who wants to
molest little girls.  You aren't a faggot lusting boys.  You are a relatively
cool dude that just enjoys that kind of stimulation.  I LOVE IT !  ^^^^^^^^^

When to do it
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  Anytime at night...  its gotta be dark, or your gonna be caught; also if its
light outside - you can't see in !!!!  (Oh ya...right?)

Where to do it
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  A house with one or more lovely ladies.  You've got to have a routine trail.
Don't just go outside & start walking in all the backyards..  if you do, you'll
be suspected of breaking and entering or something...  or some nut will shoot
you thinking youre a maniac.

What to wear
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  Black.  I think thats obvious.  Also don't wear any stupid buckles that jingle
or any lumnous junk.

Techniques
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  1 - I call this the flicker technique.  Its used for those shutters that this
girl I described up there had - horizontal venesion blinds.  what ya do is very
quickly move your head back and forth wherever the slightest crack is.  You'll
see a little flickering, which reminds me of the animation in Defender, but
you'll see her nice 'n easy.  If not for this, then I wouldn't have seen the
lips I saw today.

  2 - The mirror effect.  For high or hard to reach places, or rooms that are so
open that the girl would see you very easily if you passed, bring a mirror.
That way you can stant right next or right under it, and you can aim the mirror
right at the middle of her thighs.  (ahhh)

  3 - Binocular effect.  Something nice to so is take a pair of strong bino's
(35x7 will do) and hide behind the bushed across a window overlooking a
street...  if the windows too high, all you might see is the upper body, but if
she's a Dolly Parton, then its a View to a Kill.

  4 - The submarine effect uses a device which is called somthing I forgot the
name of.  It's to see around corners, and is very nice to have when you need to
get through a tough secuity (a dog or lots of open lights with mean looking
6'ers in 'em)

  BONUS IDEA:  for the girl next door if you should be so lucky to have one, use
a Cds Photocell (Radio Shack part 276- 116) hooked up to some buzzer, so that
when her lights go on, it'll notify you.  (It works beautiful for me!)

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  So I suggest you scan your backyards around the house for nice looking
women...  hmmm...  remember, if she doesn't know your looking, I've gotten off
on girls as young as 9, and as old as 40 !!!!!!  Hehehe...  ok, so I want cunt,
and i'll think I'll go get it, but please.  Any information about being a
peeping tom you have, make a T-file about it, cause I know lots of people that
go out to view pussy lips while cat-fur is on the run.

  bye, and remember - everybody does it, but nobody'll admit it unless you do
first, and if they don't, its easy to turn them into a real Tom, and you can go
on pussy hunts!

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