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This is a conversation I had on IRC a few weeks ago.

Angst|b33r> Ok, Filo.
Angst|b33r> Wait, who art thou really then?
CamperVanLuckyDan> THAT SHALL REMAIN A SECRET UNTIL I GET BACK TO HOME PLANET!
CamperVanLuckyDan> I will drop various clues along the way!
Angst|b33r> You might be that agent perosn...other than that you're most likeyl somebody I don't know.
CamperVanLuckyDan> You don't know me, but I know you!
Angst|b33r> Ah.... one of those deals.... somebody who got banned?
CamperVanLuckyDan> SIR I AM SERIOUSLY IN THE CHANNEL RIGHT NOW
Angst|b33r> I know that.
CamperVanLuckyDan> Anyway, I need two bananna peels, a box of chocolates, six back issues of Club Magazine, and a bottle of tonic water.
CamperVanLuckyDan> And a fifth of Skyy vodka.
CamperVanLuckyDan> (for the ride home)
Angst|b33r> But under a different IP or something maybe.
CamperVanLuckyDan> NO SIR! I just want to go back to my home planet.
Angst|b33r> And that planet would be...?
CamperVanLuckyDan> Well, it's not so much a planet as it is a relatively large moon. And it's not so much a relatively large moon as it is
                   an apartment complex.
Angst|b33r> Ah, right. I'd wager it's somewhere in the midwest?
CamperVanLuckyDan> Yeah! As my ip address so righteously states!
Angst|b33r> Hey, my Ip address states AOL, you could be worse off. 
CamperVanLuckyDan> WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR REINDEER GAMES, SIR!!! MUST GET BACK TO HOME PLANET NOW
CamperVanLuckyDan> Did you get the supplies I asked for?
Angst|b33r> Off course.
CamperVanLuckyDan> ZVGQ REFERENCE UNDERSTOOD! Alright, I'm fashioning the bananna peels into some sort of spaceship as we speak.
Angst|b33r> Eeeeexcellent. *continues making lame obvious references*
CamperVanLuckyDan> CONTINUING TO UNDERSTAND THEM. Alright, using the tonic water as fuel!
CamperVanLuckyDan> The box of chocolates shall be used as landing gear!
Angst|b33r> Roger that.
CamperVanLuckyDan> The issues of Club will be used for us to JERK OURSEVLES TO THE MOON
Angst|b33r> Who needs club when you can have shit hentai?
CamperVanLuckyDan> Alright, we are now in the ship, folks.
CamperVanLuckyDan> WELL THAT IS TRUE
Angst|b33r> Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people.
CamperVanLuckyDan> What's wrong? I tell ya what's wrong: not enough chicks, too many dicks. ALSO NOT ENOUGH CHICKS WITH DICKS
Angst|b33r> Yes, all are welcome in the ARMY OF DICKNESS.
CamperVanLuckyDan> CAVALCADE OF COCK
Angst|b33r> mmhmm
CamperVanLuckyDan> ALRIGHT WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE
CamperVanLuckyDan> SERIOUSLY RUNNING OUT OF AIR HERE
CamperVanLuckyDan> HRMPH
CamperVanLuckyDan> HURF HAGGLE
CamperVanLuckyDan> HGUALGUAHGLAUHG
CamperVanLuckyDan> JESUS I'M OUT
Angst|b33r> You didn't tell me to bring oxygen.